The amount of times I've
Peed on the road in the past month is ridiculous.
Why do I only hang out with the worst people? I get told I’m a trouble maker for hitting on boys with girlfriends, I don’t hit on people and if someone tells me they don’t have a gf how is this my fault. Then I get a phone call from said person asking if I want to go on a road trip when they get home. I’m assuming the world is drunk. Always.
There's a boy in the girls bathroom.
One of my favorite books as a girl. Today there was a man in heals and a wig in the bathroom at school. Not my favorite occurrence of my life.
Sliver moon tonight.
Went out for drinks
With someone that narrates his life. Maybe I should be less picky about people I waste time on, but I’m pretty good at noticing things people do without them saying “one thing you’ll find about me” every time they do something.
Dear my face.
Another birthmark?! You’re busy enough as it is! Duck.
All the hotties came out today to get Mother’s Day gifts or something. While I got hotdogs and pudding. Unf
I need to figure out how to make my phone disable itself when I’m drinking or after I’ve just woken up.
weird: would it be weird if i put my arm around you?
weird: but no, honestly.
me: honestly, yes
weird: (does it anyway)