May 2013
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The amount of times I've
Peed on the road in the past month is ridiculous.
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Why do I only hang out with the worst people? I get told I’m a trouble maker for hitting on boys with girlfriends, I don’t hit on people and if someone tells me they don’t have a gf how is this my fault. Then I get a phone call from said person asking if I want to go on a road trip when they get home. I’m assuming the world is drunk. Always.
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There's a boy in the girls bathroom.
One of my favorite books as a girl. Today there was a man in heals and a wig in the bathroom at school. Not my favorite occurrence of my life.
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Sliver moon tonight.
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Went out for drinks
With someone that narrates his life. Maybe I should be less picky about people I waste time on, but I’m pretty good at noticing things people do without them saying “one thing you’ll find about me” every time they do something.
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Dear my face.
Another birthmark?! You’re busy enough as it is! Duck.
All the hotties came out today to get Mother’s Day gifts or something. While I got hotdogs and pudding. Unf
I need to figure out how to make my phone disable itself when I’m drinking or after I’ve just woken up.
stranger danger.
weird: would it be weird if i put my arm around you?
me: yes
weird: but no, honestly.
me: honestly, yes
weird: (does it anyway)
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